“For the past 27 years, the ‘Glamour’ Women of the Year Awards has honored game changers, rule breakers, and trailblazers. This year’s class of extraordinary women is no exception. They came. They saw. They rocked our world. Meet the queens of 2017. Long may they reign.”
So goes the intro to Glamour magazine’s announcement of the 10 winners of the magazine’s award for the year’s most outstanding women, which included the organizers of the Women’s March on Washington, the pet project of Islamist activist Linda Sarsour.
We at Clarion couldn’t help but envision what the award’s ceremony might look like when Linda is called to pick up her award for the Women’s March organizers:
And last but not least, Glamour recognizes the tenth winner of 2017’s awards, which goes to…The Women’s March Organizers! Accepting the award for the group of 24 women is Linda Sarsour, one of the four co-chairs of the march.
[applause builds…dramatic music]
While Ms. Sarsour makes her way to the podium, we at Glamour, wanted to let our audience know just some of Linda’s other accomplishments:
- Linda called on the Muslim community to wage ‘jihad”’ against U.S. President Donald Trump (hey, that sounds really fun, right ladies?) She called this ‘patriotism!’
- Letting everyone know that living under sharia law “sounds nice” (I know I can’t wait to be subjugated, how about all of you in the audience?)[wild applause]
- Waging war on FGM victim and human rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali, saying she wishes she could take Ayaan’s vagina away (maybe Linda would share one of those pretty pink vagina hats from the Women’s March with Ayaan after she takes Ayaan’s vagina away).
- Posing for a photo op with a Hamas operative (terrorists who target women and children are the best for selfies, aren’t they?)
And here she is!
Linda can now add Glamour’s Women of the Year Award to her list of impressive accomplishments.
(Vagina) hats off to Linda Sarsour!